Showing posts with label shit. Show all posts
Showing posts with label shit. Show all posts

Tuesday, 30 September 2008

Working from home

So this Sunday I ran in the Horsforth 10Km race and finished in 46mins, not my personal best but it was a hilly course so it was always going to be difficult achieving that, and to boot I had pulled my left knee a little bit in training the Tuesday before.

This little pull has turned into a full blown injury which sees me working from home today and tomorrow and with a physio appointment 1st thing on Thursday.

Working from home has for a long time been a nightmare of mine. Simply because I do not (or did not) possess enough self dicipline to put in a full and productive days work. Until now!

I used to work part time at a University and then, in my "spare" time work on a few freelance bits and pieces, which seemed like a chore and I would always have to work late into the night to get to a point where I had achieved enough *work* for the day.

But I'm setting the record straight today. I was up at 7am with Smithy (mainely because I had a doctors appointment to get to) and then when I got back I was straight to the laptop and into the working. Had 40 mins for lunch and then more working. It feels good, this home working lark...

Luck I've got another day of it tomorrow then!...

Monday, 11 August 2008

Photoshop CS3 (Wndows XP) Crashes when I open more than one document.

The last couple of weeks at work have been HELL! All of a sudden Photoshop started bombing out any time I tried to have more than one image open at a time.

If I opened 2 or more images at the same time... CRASH!
If I created two new images... CRASH!
If I created one image then opened another from disk... CRASH!
If I opened an image from disk then created a new one... CRASH!

Why? Because I'd recently deleted a printer and set a new one as my default.

I just reinstalled Photoshop.. still the same.

Simply changing the default printer however; That sorted it out...
Come on Adobe, such an amature piece of codeing... How can opening multiple documents rely on the default printer... sort it out!

Check out http://kb.adobe.com/selfservice/viewContent.do?externalId=kb402704

Friday, 20 June 2008

How to stop Outlook 2007 from letting off a beep when a new email lands

This is possibly the single most annoying thing Microsoft have ever done!

Especially when you're listening to some really loud music with ear plugs in.

*BEEP*

"Mother F***er" !

So, how to get rid of it...

Check out this guys post on how to stop outlook 2007 beeping at you when you get a new email.

Thursday, 10 April 2008

Beta software, Microsoft, Windows and other shit things

A while ago when the first release candidate of Windows XP Servcie pack 3 came out I read a couple of reviews and got sold on the fact that it promised some speed increases over SP2. Now I'm no fool and I knew it wouldn't be anywhere near the equivalent of getting some hardware underneath the thing but I didn't think I'd experience anything near as retarded as I have done.

Shortly after the release candidate was made available I formatted my laptop ready for a clean install. The first thing I installed after my fresh windows was SP 3. Now I know you're about to say "It's your own fault for using pre-release software" and it completely is! I doubt I'll ever use a pre-release of something so fundamental as an operating system ever again.

So what happened? Well, I came into the office Tuesday after being ill on Monday to find I couldn't use remote desktop as "this beta software has expired"...
After a quick chat to James I discovered he had had the same problems and that you needed to install a "technical refresh". This involved uninstalling the previous version, which was installed before any other software on my system.

So I uninstalled it, spent about half an hour trying to get IE back on my system as the uninstall had shagged it up royal and made the decision never to use pre-release software again.

Now I don't blame myself completely for my world of shit. Sure I installed it in the first place but Microsoft made it a bag of shit!!!

Why and how?? Well this is many-fold

1) By making it time limited in some way

This is ridiculous; if someone has gone to the trouble of installing Beta/RC software you can pretty much guess they are going to be tech-savvy enough to know when to upgrade to the full release or get the new / updated release candidate. Don’t all of a sudden make their system unusable!

2) Make uninstallers that work.

Once I’d taken the plunge into uninstalling SP3, and waited hours for it to happen I decided NOT to install the technical refresh and stick with good old SP2. Which you would have imagined would be what I was left with after removing SP3 as it was a SP2 disk I used in the first place. But no, it wasn’t! It was some clagged up hybrid crock of shit which windows update wouldn’t even recognise. I had to download the SP2 installer and run all of that again to get my system back to “working”

2.1) Make installers that work / don’t fuck your computer up

So after all that I was left with IE6 so I installed IE7 and which now refuses to accept cookies, loads of sites complain about security and loads of other shit has gone wrong.

At 1st opportunity I’m installing Mac OS 8.1 and having done with it! Well maybe not but it just baffles me why developers make things so overly complicated. Ok, it’s Beta and you’d prefer people not to run it forever so stick a warning in there. Don’t cripple their system for them and force them to brick their computers. You have a responsibility to the end user as much as to the business objectives, unless one of those objectives it to piss users off!

Saturday, 15 March 2008

Click this shit


Just found this on my phone along with a bunch more crazy photos of last nights ridiculousness. Might get up and get a shower, or i might lay here and feel sorry for my self some more.

Click that shit!

Sunday, 27 January 2008

Shit

Tax returns are shit, I've decided.

Come tomorrow I shall be promptly de-registering as self employed after having just submitted (well almost) a tax return for gross annual earnings of ZERO pounds and ZERO pence.

What a fucking waste of time and all for the luxury of potentially being fined or dragged through court if I, in my flagrant disregard for the laws of this lovely land, have inadvertently made a bollocks of of the frickin thing.

Ohh well, I can only sit here and cross my fingers and hope that I'm not one of the unlucky percentage that actually get their forms checked over and that I will *get away with it*.

Christ, It's hard work being a honest citizen!

Pissing governments...